We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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