I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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