Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Where is the hickey?
its not stalking. its research.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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