So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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