I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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