Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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