Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Found your dick twin last night
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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