Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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