After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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