You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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