So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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