Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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