I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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