i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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