ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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