your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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