What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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