the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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