I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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