I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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