Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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