when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
