Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He has the fingertips of a God
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