Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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