You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
