Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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