I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
