Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We got so high we made milksteak
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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