is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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