He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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