No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Everclear isn't food dammit
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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