We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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