My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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