was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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