Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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