There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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