You're my little dorito
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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