I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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