I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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