i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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