Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I love you. Go after that dick
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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