The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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