I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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