Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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