next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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