he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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