we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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