One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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