fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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