It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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