Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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