Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
i need some magic done to my vagina
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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