Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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